And now to Kylie and our very own “Ken-doll,” Timothée. Congrats on a stable relationship thus far! Truly, a feat in Hollywood years. But honestly, I really wish we could see more images of your dates and cozy life together. Because, my dears, those carpet appearances? They scream DRAB, DRAB, DRAB. From their matching, yet somehow still underwhelming, looks at the Golden Globes early last year to their recent low-key outings, where is the spark?
I’d much prefer to talk to you, Timothée, about your recent outing with who we all, all of us, hope to be your fiancée. There’s an image circulating from a recent awards show – remember that evening in early 2026? – where you’re caught texting. On such an important night when everyone of importance should have been present and fully engaged, who could possibly be so captivating on the other end of that phone? And please, don’t say mommy. She’d prefer distance.
