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The Tyrant: A Segway into Celebrity Gossip and Fashion

With Fashion Week hot on its heels, Paris has been brimming with stars and models, but our attention this morning pivots to L.A. – a city that covets the brand of fashion. So, how can there be a Fashion Week without L.A.? I say this with an amused chuckle: none of the names we adore made it. While we anticipated the buzz of Kim Kardashian and Sir Lewis Hamilton, neither face graced the front rows.

One can’t help but recall the 7-time world champion’s strategic turn in 2025, transforming the F1 venue into a veritable catwalk from the parking lot to the pit. And Kim’s undeniable presence during last year’s Paris Fashion Week? It begs the question why they weren’t present this time around. For that, I let out a hearty laugh. The tea is piping hot.

Beyond this, as we follow the trail of icons, I’m thinking of Zendaya and Holland. She’s known for her ravishing sense of fashion, effortlessly turning the red carpet into something mundane, making it look so easy compared to those who actually walk the runway. And the charismatic young Holland? Seen by me, at least, these days through his French-inspired contemporary looks. With filming for Marvel’s next Spider-Man installment in full swing, aren’t public appearances important? Or are they simply embarrassed or flustered by the recent marriage rumors circulating?

And then there’s Kylie and our “Ken-doll” Timothée. Congrats on a stable relationship thus far! I really wish we could see more images of your dates and cozy life together, because honestly, those carpet appearances just scream DRAB, DRAB, DRAB. I’d much prefer to talk to you, Timothée, about your recent outing with who we all hope is your fiancée. There’s an image circulating from the awards—who were you texting? If you don’t mind me asking, on such an important night when everyone important should have been there. And please, don’t say “mommy”; she’d prefer distance.

All this and so much more to be discussed for Tea.